The full Monty glosor.

Browsing.

I was browsing in the shop

Girder

The balconys girders was very old and had to be swapped out.

Quid

I´ll take one candy, Okey that will be one quid.

Lassie/lad

Lassie and lads holding hands and kissing.

Kit/pride

My football kit was brand new and i weard it whit pride.

Daft

I was a daft lad in town today he ran around in every store and tore down everything in the shops.

Soaking/Numb

When i was out whit my friends today the sky just opened up and the rain was just pouring down i ran home when i entered the house i was soaking. I was so cold i was like numb in the hallway.

Sole custody/ Joint custody/Court

Me and my wife had joint custody of our children's then we divorced and my wife got sole custody of my child! I tried to get on dole in the court but it did´nt work.

Niking cars/Nutter

When i did´nt have a work i was niking cars. I was a nutter.

Ta/Cheers

Her take this shirt to! Ta! Ta? What do u mean whit ta? Its word for cheers.

Tubby/bugle player/ embarrassed/Audience

 Im in a orkest and there is a tubby bugle player in the orkest to. He always get embarrassed when we got audience.

Queue/Gnome/hangover/poof/willy/tart/bra/brass.

I had to stand in a 2 hours queue to get this gnome! I had an hangover and it stood a poof behind me trying to flirt whit me he even talked about my willy. I think it was a tart behind me to she talked about how much brass she got from a guy, She said something about her sisters bra to.